Black People Having Yellow Eyes?

corner of humor: "Things that happen ..."

A businessman has to go abroad for a few days for a business trip, he calls good SAID, his trusty pet and explains the situation

"I recommend that everything runs smoothly and call me anything."

Said responds: "Yes sir no worry".

few days later the businessman, not hearing news calls home:

- "Said Hello how are you?".

- "It hurts!" Said answers.

- "Why, what happened?".

- "Broken sleeve of his spade."

- "Oh, hog dog, Said, you made me take a shot, never mind, what do you want to be a handle of the spade !!!". And he took with remorse, the businessman, thinks that Said could take it to hurt and then tries to reconcile: "How did it happen?".

- Said answers, "No, buried his dog."

- "But as my dog \u200b\u200blike a son removable ?...".

- "Fallen in the pool."

- "You Said, is a Newfoundland dog, a dog as a lifeguard was able to drown in the pool?".

- "No water in the pool and lu fell and died."

- "But what if we just did the usual cleaning and maintenance of the water made for summer."

- "Yes, but water used by firefighters to extinguish large fire."

- "Fire? But what Said fire?".

- "the house caught fire."

- "My house?? But how did it happen ???".

- "his mother's funeral, there was a candle near the tent, all burned."

- "House Burning? My mom? E 'dead?? Nah, but if last week we celebrated his 70th birthday and was charging energy !!!!".

- "But last night her mother was unable to sleep, went to seek help from his wife, but found it on his bed with his best friend. "

- The businessman and sobbing in despair:" But how?? Are you telling me that my wife cheats on me with my best friend? But Said, slut whore rest four days away and my life is destroyed! But there's nothing positive in these 4 days of shit? ".

-" Yes, master. "

-" Ah, thank goodness! "..

- "Remember that the other week did the analysis for HIV?"

- And the head smiling "Yes, Yes!".
- "Behold, the positive!"